"Can I get your phone number? You're so fun! We should get coffee sometime, or something."
It was just how I had always wanted to be asked out. Sigh.
But, um, maybe by someone who is not gay.* And maybe without his hand clamped on my ass.
* Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's the way you are.
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2 comments:
I thought the hand-ass-clamping was to make the "clampee" more forthcoming with the digits, no?
Sometimes, a hand on the arse just feels good, no matter if it's motivated by homo or hetero sexuality.
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