Thursday, September 22, 2005

Speechless

Test driving a car today:

Salesguy: So, basically how it works is that if we sell 100 cars this month, we get 101 cars next month. We have to keep selling a certain number to get that number from Honda.
maisnon: Oh, so it's like breastfeeding.
Salesguy: {silence, followed by stammering.}
maisnon: What I mean is "use it or lose it."
Salesguy: Um, yeah.

5 comments:

Sushant Bhatia said...

LOL! Informative yet funny. That's a great tactic to use on car salespeople. Shock them just before you're discussing the price and they'll hopefully agree to anything!! :-)

Jay said...

Haha, you crack me up!

Anjali said...

Cool, welcome to the Bay Area :-)

vinu said...

This is one great joke! I got to 'keep it' it!! welcome to the bay area and also good to see your snaps on flickr

Roonie said...

You brilliant little chica. I could spend all day laughing at your jokes. You are one of the funniest people I have met.