Matt: Don't be a douche*, call me sometime!
Me: Oh, whatever - you could call me, you know!
Matt: Uh, I DID!!!
Me: Oh no you did not! I. Called. You!
Matt: {pause} Oh wait, that's right - you did.
Me: Dude, this is the second time we've had the SAME conversation.
* I've chosen to assume that this is some kind of play on the French se doucher - i.e. to shower.
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Dude, my brother and I had nearly the same conversation last night... sans the douche remark (although that is one of my fave things to say when it comes to name-calling).
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