Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Beavis

I'm working on the ad for my house, and came across a website with helpful hints and phrases to use in your ad. Is it wrong that I find these possible headlines about the size of one's house hilarious?

Size of House
- Bring Your Tape Measure!
- Small Wonder!
- Petite Retreat
- Room to Romp
- Soooo BIG!!!
- Growing Pains?

6 comments:

brimful said...

You could use all of these in a... ahem...different section of Craigslist postings. What?!?

Law ala Lor said...

It is hysterical...ours was Hurry Quick Won't Last Long!

Chai said...

if you have read freakonomics, there is this chapter dedicated to real estate and a portion of it is about listings which led to more $$ and those words that led to less.

Matt Conrad said...

If it's so difficult to sell your house, then maybe you should just move back to Virginia. That's what I think.

cookiemonsta said...

i agree w. matt...

jm said...

When we bought our house, it had "great bones." Because, you know, pepto-bismol-pink carpeting just isn't the selling point it once was. Ugh.