maisnon: So I saw Jarhead last night
coworker #1: Is that that war movie?
maisnon: More importantly, the one with Jake Gyllenhaal in it
coworker #2: Oh, you mean my boyfriend
maisnon: Bitch, please - the boy is mine!
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My review of Jarhead: Please sir, can I have another?
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You're both wrong. He's mine.
I never thought much of Jakey-boy before seeing Jarhead. But I have um, a lot of um, respect for him after seeing that. Yes, that's what they call it when I want to jump his bones at all costs.
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