Thursday, January 05, 2006

Defense Counsel

To Every.Male.Friend.I've.Ever.Had:

I understand the tendency towards playing the Devil's Advocate. However, be assured that the Devil is more than adequately represented - his counsel bench is veritably overflowing. Furthermore, I am entirely capable of fleshing out counterargument myself. In the interest of continued friendship, in the future, please consider dropping this line of reasoning.




wt said...

Oh shit. I think that was directed at me. I'm really sorry Maisnon. I didn't think before I spoke.

The next shot of soco and lime is on me.

suitablegirl said...

no need! no need!

Saucy Lil' Tart said...


curly mcdimple said...

This is so perfect! I was thinking the very same thing just the other day. Except it was with a female friend. Regardless, you should market this as a form letter or template. I would use it A LOT.

maisnon said...

wt: I like the "apology with no real idea what you did" - classic! But, of course, it wasn't directed at you.

curly: Upon further consideration, I've amended the template for use with every Devil's Advocate, gender no bar.