Actual phone conversation:
maisnon: So, Mom... how tall are you?
mom: Um, 5 feet.
maisnon: without shoes?
maisnon: I heard today that if you're 4'10 or under, that you're legally a midget.*
maisnon: That's the second time someone's told me that.
mom: MAAAAAYBE I'm legally a midget ...
* - I have no idea what "legally a midget" might mean.