Monday, November 20, 2006


"Can I get your phone number? You're so fun! We should get coffee sometime, or something."

It was just how I had always wanted to be asked out. Sigh.

But, um, maybe by someone who is not gay.* And maybe without his hand clamped on my ass.

* Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's the way you are.


nodesh said...

I thought the hand-ass-clamping was to make the "clampee" more forthcoming with the digits, no?

Roonie said...

Sometimes, a hand on the arse just feels good, no matter if it's motivated by homo or hetero sexuality.

Ganesh said...

I sometimes put my own hand on my ass just to make me all nervous and giggly.