Friday, May 18, 2007

55 Fiction Friday: Politico edition

Friday doesn't want to participate in the political process.

Flipping through the channels, he could feel his blood pressure rise, sense it pulsing behind his eyes. Tancredo salivating at the thought of a Jack Bauer-style torturer. “Mittney” daydreaming of doubling Guantanamo. The Democrats trying to throw their “esteemed colleagues” under the bus. He wished he could fall asleep and wake up after the election.


wt said...

Slate pointed out that a double guantanamo sounds like a starbucks order.

oh and it makes no sense.

maisnon said...

I loved Jon Stewart's comment: "He landed it! No one's ever landed a Double Guantanamo in competition!!"