Email convo with coworker (streamlined for those with short attention spans):
TheMighty: Btw, did this picture crack you up or what?
maisnon: Sadly, as a former cheerleader, my response was "point your toes!"
TheMighty: oh boy. i will have to use cheerleader admission* in the future. AWESOME!!!
maisnon: Yeah, that would only work if I had any iota of a problem with being a former cheerleader. I don't. READY? OKAY!
* This is meant in the legal sense: an acknowledgement of the truth of a statement, or a statement tending to establish the guilt or liability of the person making the statement.