- Splenda gives you cancer [girl smoking cig to friend sweetening up his tea.]
- But I'm a horrendous dancer! [guy on cellphone during a break from BarBri]
- Female, don't walk away from me [parking-obsessed guy in Adams Morgan]
- Henry bequeaths all of his property to the couple's daughter, Dorkie [Community Property lecturer]
- I think I'm getting "old man ass"....wait, was that TMI?[you know who you are]
- Hm, I just touched your ass, I think. [coffeeshop, part I.]
- I've seen better looking Japanese 95-year olds than this guy [coffeeshop, part II]
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Overheard
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Are you going to make a "seen on chalkboard" post?
I worship splenda. You know, all the coffee shops still carry Equal - does anyone use that stuff? It seems like something left over from the 80's when the sugar substitute craze was at its peak. Like, I'll have a Tab and a packet of Equal, thanks.
Oh, I know - DORKIE? There are so many D names out there - Doreen, Doris, Diana, Demeter, Desiree, Dominique, Della, I could go on but I'll stop 'cuz this is not fun! - and he goes with DORKIE???
It makes me wonder if he had some crazy Aunt Dorkie, and on her death bed, he promised he'd find a way to always use her name in hypos...
That was almost a poem. Just change the last line to "I've seen better looking Japanese 95-year olds than this guy."
Hmm...I will make the suggested change, CM. But for clarity, the person being referred to was IN FACT a 95-year old Japanese guy.
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