Why You Should Never Come to Me For Advice or Commentary

LittleBro: so i found out tonight that the girl i'm seeing has wrestled someone in jello

maisnon: hmmm.

wait, so have i

in high school

LittleBro: seriously?

maisnon: and not that much jello

i'm not sure that i did any actual wrestling

LittleBro: does the amount make any difference?

maisnon: i think we basically just threw it at each other

LittleBro: oh

alright